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Even More Southern Expressions
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1. The manís engine is runnin', but ain't nobody driving.
= [The guyís not overly intelligent.]

2. Sheís bout as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
= [She ought not to have come.]

3. That old feller is tighter than bark on a tree.
= [Heís most un-generous.]

4. Her friendboy is just big hat, no cattle.
= [The boyís all talk and no action.]

5. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
= [We've sorta met after a fashion, but havenít been properly introduced.]

6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
= [He thinks his feet donít stink.]

7. Harriet's got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth.
= [Harriet can talk.]

8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs.
= [We need a rain here Ďbouts.]

9. Just Ďcause a chicken got wings, donít mean it can fly.
= [Appearances can be real deceiving.]

10. Honey, this ain't my first rodeo.
= [I got some experience, you see.]

11. J. R. looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
= [J.R. wonít win any beauty contests.]

12. Them two ate supper before they said grace.
= [They been living in sin.]

13. Man, itís time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
= [Just quit fussing and do right.]

14. Lawd, you just as full of wind as a corn-eating horse.
= [You tend to be a right smart braggart.]

15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that donít make 'em biscuits.
= [You can say what you want, but that donít change nothiní.]

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